I think i peed on brittanys purse
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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