party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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