I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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