How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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