I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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