why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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