He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Randomize
