What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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