when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
did i just pee glitter
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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