It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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