Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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