is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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