I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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