ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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