Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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