a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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