It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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