are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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