I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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