chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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