Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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