Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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