Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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