Whod you bang
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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