Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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