Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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