But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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