yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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