So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
do herpes really smell.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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