this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Randomize
