Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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