It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
