If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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