do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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