How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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