Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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