I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I smell like Dick and happiness
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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