She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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