Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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