I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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