i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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