Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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