I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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