i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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