how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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