Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
