Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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