She announced her abortion via fbk
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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