I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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