I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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