you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Someone came in the potted fern
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I need to align my fucking chakras
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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