Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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