I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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