I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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