Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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