It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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