Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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