But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I would ride that face into the sunset
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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